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  • Rashomon
  • Raising Arizona
  • The Royal Tenenbaums
  • Withnail & I

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  • The Kid Brother


  • The Northman


  • Uncharted


  • The Bad Guys


Recent reviews

  • The Kid Brother

    The Kid Brother


    Harold Lloyd's continues his geek-chic revolution ensuring that every nerdy character must be the runt of the liter and have very poor eyesight. A fun and simple story of familial bonding, love at first sight, and riverboat pirates.

  • The Northman

    The Northman


    Robert Eggers' Norse Hamlet is a tale of brutal vengeance served on a cold plate of mysticism and savagery. The camera is not one that revels in bloodshed but doesn't shy from it either. We slowly meander through chaos and severed limbs, methodically but calmly tracking Amleth The Bear Wolf's path from prey to predator.

    Eggers continues his cinematic quest, ever interested in outcasts trapped in an unforgiving world. His previous films have focused on the religious persecution of THE…

Popular reviews

  • Goya's Ghosts

    Goya's Ghosts


    Producer: So, you want Javier Bardem and Randy Quaid in your film?

    Forman: Yes!

    Producer: Okay. And Javier will be the King of Spain?

    Forman: No. I want Randy as the King.

    Producer: But, I just d...

    Forman: (*interrupts) I directed AMADEUS

    Producer: Ok. Ok. And you want Natalie Portman. As the mother or the daughter?

    Forman: Yes.

    Producer: Yes?

    Forman: Yes. I saw ATTACK OF THE CLONES. I want her to be a clone.

    Producer: Ok. I'm putting my…

  • Tony Hawk: Until the Wheels Fall Off

    Tony Hawk: Until the Wheels Fall Off


    Tony Hawk might be Luke Skywalker but Rodney Mullen is Obi-Wan.