Huh. Another chapter of American history conveniently left out of my High School social studies books.
Producer: So, you want Javier Bardem and Randy Quaid in your film?
Producer: Okay. And Javier will be the King of Spain?
Forman: No. I want Randy as the King.
Producer: But, I just d...
Forman: (*interrupts) I directed AMADEUS
Producer: Ok. Ok. And you want Natalie Portman. As the mother or the daughter?
Forman: Yes. I saw ATTACK OF THE CLONES. I want her to be a clone.
Producer: Ok. I'm putting my…