A little less Vegas Elvis, a little more Pelvis please.
Tried to explain this film to someone only an hour after watching it and mumbled something about the plot mess of Monsanto-style world domination, hints at climate catastrophe and so many bits borrowed from both the Bond and Indiana Jones films.
Completely forgot to mention dinosaurs though, because they're now largely incidental.
It is hard to explain exactly why I took against this film - indeed, why I question whether it should ever have been made at all.
Here we have four young men, so fixated on their entitlement to an adrenalin adventure that they exploit the lack of tight security in a library to steal rare and valuable books for money, in the process humiliating and terrifying a librarian.
All four are, in different ways, completely self-centred and amoral, all very…