Nick has written 3 reviews for films rated ★½ during 2019.

  • It Chapter Two

    It Chapter Two


    This movie sucked hard. I’m going to lay it out as plainly and simply as I can. Most of the actors are doing their best, the kids aren’t nearly as good or believable though. Speaking of them, the digital de-aging was terrible and the vast majority of their scenes sucked big time. The movie is shot fine, there are some creative sequences - the hallucination scene comes to mind. Uhhh that’s all the good I guess.

    The structure and the…

  • Child's Play

    Child's Play


    Bland and bad. I loved the Chucky series as a kid and this just doesn’t do it justice. For one, the kills and the comedy in them (all the comedy really) just sucked so bad. None of the kills were even slightly interesting, this just didn’t really feel like a horror movie let alone one good enough to encorporate comedic aspects. Why is this even a Chucky movie? Nothing even feels like Chucky, in content or spirit. Hot, hot, garbage.

  • Rings



    While I haven’t had time to talk about any of the movies I’ve seen that are any good, I watched this last night and boy did it suck. I don’t watch a lot mainstream modern films but when I do it has a reason. I adore the Ring (2004). It’s not the best made movie and the writing is pretty muddled, but what that film offers is tone. The complete opposite of what this new film was about.

    The most…