Fucking masterpiece. Would've been a 5 stars if it hadn't forced romance down our throats.
Okay listen here you punk ass motherfucker. I didn't sign in to cry my eyes out. So, yeah. Nice fucking job.
Small plotholes aside, this movie is beautiful. It made me jump, it made me cry, it made my heart warm and sometimes my hands cold. So, all in all, it was pretty satisfying.
The CGI sucks, tho.
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
I don't ever, ever write reviews in the website -- mainly because I just use as a personal diary and shit -- but I'll have to make an exception for this movie because it has to be, lowkey, one of the worst horror movies I've ever seen.
I'm a loser for horror movies that involve pregnant women, so when I saw the poster, I was thrilled. However, the beginning didn't exactly work to get me, but hey, let's not judge…
This was actually a pretty enjoyable movie... anyone else could've played Vin Diesel's role, sure, but hey. At least he didn't completely suck.
I kinda liked the plot, I liked their idea of magic, I liked the way they pictured witches... I just didn't like the way they killed the Queen. But all in all, I enjoyed myself while watching this movie and that's more than I was expecting. Pleasantly surprised!