Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 01 Jun 2023

  Great Morbius self-burn they snuck in there. 

  Perfect casting of Daniel Kaluuya as the coolest motherfucker ever.

  Before the sequel comes out they still have time to cut whatever the fuck that character was that bounced around the screen serving as Jarvis to Oscar Isaac. She sucked. Could probably lose Metaverse Spidey while we’re at it. Every other Spider character was fantastic though so that’s a huge accomplishment. I want to watch it again right now so I can pause it a bunch and say whoaaaaa and stuff.

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  Love & Death 2023

  ★★★ Watched 26 May 2023

  Not what I meant when I said Catholic ladies are the freakiest.

Popular reviews

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  It Chapter Two 2019

  ★★½ Added 13

  Wanna hear something scary?

  There was a prize giveaway before the movie featuring trivia questions. Several fans knew the birthdays of all three leads in the movie -- multiple people answered in less than a second.

  THEY KNEW BY HEART WHEN JESSICA CHASTAIN WAS BORN.

  And in that moment I knew what form Pennywise would take if I ever encountered him.

  A Stan.

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  Orphan: First Kill 2022

  ★★★ Watched 18 Aug 2022

  Orphan vs. Predator