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Reviews

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  Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest 2006

  

  Will Beniston ★★★★½ 1

  In my opinion this is a better film than it’s predecessor, the only reason I can see for COTBP’s higher score is it’s preliminal originality, which is obviously unmatchable. 

  It’s…

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  Jurassic World Dominion 2022

  

  tyler ★★

  breaking news: jeff goldblum has reportedly been hospitalized due to severe back pain caused by carrying this ENTIRE MOVIE! 

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  Minions: The Rise of Gru 2022

  

  tyler ★★★

  after seeing all the shit that gru has put them through i’m shocked the minions haven’t unionized yet

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  The Black Phone 2021

  

  Robert Riley ★★★★ 2

  "The Black Phone" finds director/co-writer Scott Derrickson at his most streamlined and elemental, taking the dynamite idea at the center of the source material and bringing it to the silver…

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  Elvis 2022

  

  SilentDawn ★★★½ 9

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  As a biopic of Elvis Presley's life, Baz Luhrmann's latest overstuffed epic of glitz and glam doesn't do anything beyond a cursory Wikipedia glance, but as a music film,…

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  The Black Phone 2021

  

  SilentDawn ★★½ 11

  45

  Certainly not horrible by any means, but I felt that The Black Phone was missing something integral. Its connective threads between generational trauma, stranger danger suspense, and psychic energies…

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  Minions: The Rise of Gru 2022

  

  Kade Rollings ½ 2

  Kys

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  Top Gun: Maverick 2022

  

  Nico DeGregorio ★★★★½ 5

  Seeing Top Gun: Maverick in a movie theater is a religious experience. Following Nicole Kidman’s AMC Pledge of Allegiance, a radiant Tom Cruise with convincingly jet black hair greets your…