Calliope Keaton

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Favorite films

  • Ocean's Eleven
  • Out of Sight
  • Velvet Goldmine
  • Singin' in the Rain

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  • A Trip to the Moon

    ★★★★★

  • Main Street Follies

    ★★★

  • Drive-Away Dolls

    ★★★★★

  • Flatliners

    ★★★½

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  • Drive-Away Dolls

    Drive-Away Dolls

    ★★★★★

    I want Hers & Hers dildos, the hell?

    Also never has a movie made me miss getting my pussy eaten out more than this movie, holy shit 😭

  • Land of Bad

    Land of Bad

    ★★★½

    The juxtaposition between Russell Crowe trying to find vegan cheese for his nearly in labor wife at a Publix-like store while Liam Hemsworth gets hella fucking tortured across the Pacific ocean is one I won't be forgetting anytime soon.

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  • A Trip to the Moon

    A Trip to the Moon

    ★★★★★

    I haven't seen this in long enough time that I believe the last time I saw it the color restoration wasn't even widely available.

    I've been a lover of very very old movies for about as long as I can remember, and this one was probably one of the earliest 'silent' movies I ever saw, though I almost wouldn't count it as such because there's so much happening on screen at any given moment that it's still just as loud…

  • Main Street Follies

    Main Street Follies

    ★★★

    I'm still not entirely convinced Hal Le Roy was a real person nor that this was a real short that I just watched. I mean this as kindly as possible, but what the hell was that?

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  • Next Goal Wins

    Next Goal Wins

    ★★★

    I see this becoming a high school health class sports movie staple in the distant future.

  • Hypnotic

    Hypnotic

    I literally brought a baked potato to the theater, ate it, and even though it needed more salt it was still better than this movie. 🥔