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  • The Northman
  • The Batman
  • Top Gun: Maverick
  • Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

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  • Black Widow

    ★★★½

  • Demon Squad

  • Anaconda

    ★★★

  • RoboCop

    ★★★★★

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  • Stalker

    Stalker

    ★★★★★

    2022 First Time Watch
    Via HBOMAX
    🏭🚂🚃🚙🏞️🏚️🔫🪖💣🤯(10/10)
    "A man writes because he's tormented."
    I've been waiting to see this movie for over 20 years... aaaand I was completely stunned and I had plenty to say but this movie was so deep and emersive I totally Zoned out, lost in my thoughts, now I really don't know what to say besides this is truly an ASMR Masterpiece of epic proportions.

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    Everything Everywhere All at Once

    2022 First Time Watch #193
    Via Movie Theater
    🍜🧽👭🥋🌭🥯(6/10)
    📄📃📄📃📄📃
    One of the highest rated movies online is kinda overrated?! What?! Noooo. This movie kinda reminded me of that episode of The Simpsons treehouse of horror where Homer goes back in time and he keeps changing reality into random goofy things like raining donuts for example. Only instead of time travel it's jumping between realities and there's a very preachy message about being nice to each other and it's about…

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  • Black Widow

    Black Widow

    Via Disney Plus
    🕷️🔫👨‍👩‍👧‍👧🏃‍♀️⚔️🛡️👃(7/10)
    I'm just dying to know if Alexei really fought Captain America or not.

  • Demon Squad

    Demon Squad

    2022 First Time Watch
    Mystery Science Theater 3000
    Via Gizmoplex
    🍹💃🏼👹🍻🕵️‍♂️🧌👾🧟‍♂️🏙️(8.8/10)
    "To be fair, he does have resting punch face."
    "You win again, Carmen Santiago."
    "I think someone needs some Chumbawamba."
    Interesting idea, I wonder where they stole it from.

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  • Alien

    Alien

    ★★★★★

    When I was young and stupid, I thought this movie was a little slow and boring. I watch it now and realize that instead of trying to rush into pointless action sequences that have nothing to do with the plot, it creates atmosphere and a moodiness that is truly frightening. The story is mesmerizing, tightly constructed, well developed, and free of illogical twists. Over 30 years later, its simplicity and effectiveness are still as strong as its original release.

    H.R.…

  • Obi-Wan Kenobi

    Obi-Wan Kenobi

    2022 First Time Watch
    Via Disney Plus
    🌌🛸🤺🦾🤖👾🦹‍♂️(7/10)
    I feel like this might have worked better as a movie instead of a TV series. I basically loved every scene with Darth Vader and Obi-Wan.