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  • The Northman
  • The Batman
  • Top Gun: Maverick
  • Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

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  • Thunderbolt and Lightfoot

    ★★★★

  • The Skydivers

    ★½

  • Malatesta’s Carnival of Blood

    ★★★★

  • The Boss

    ★★★★

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  • Stalker

    Stalker

    ★★★★★

    2022 First Time Watch
    Via HBOMAX
    🏭🚂🚃🚙🏞️🏚️🔫🪖💣🤯(10/10)
    "A man writes because he's tormented."
    I've been waiting to see this movie for over 20 years... aaaand I was completely stunned and I had plenty to say but this movie was so deep and emersive I totally Zoned out, lost in my thoughts, now I really don't know what to say besides this is truly an ASMR Masterpiece of epic proportions.

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    Everything Everywhere All at Once

    2022 First Time Watch #193
    Via Movie Theater
    🍜🧽👭🥋🌭🥯(6/10)
    📄📃📄📃📄📃
    One of the highest rated movies online is kinda overrated?! What?! Noooo. This movie kinda reminded me of that episode of The Simpsons treehouse of horror where Homer goes back in time and he keeps changing reality into random goofy things like raining donuts for example. Only instead of time travel it's jumping between realities and there's a very preachy message about being nice to each other and it's about…

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  • Thunderbolt and Lightfoot

    Thunderbolt and Lightfoot

    2022 First Time Watch
    Via Amazon Prime
    ⛪🛣️🚘🔫🏞️🍦👙🏦(8/10)
    Happy Birthday to Gary Busey.
    This was quite a sprawling buddy road trip heist adventure that kept me guessing where was going to take me. Gary was barely in the movie but he was great when he was there.

  • The Skydivers

    The Skydivers

    Mystery Science Theater 3000
    Via Gizmoplex
    ⚰️🪂🧪🛩️🏜️🚙👩🏻‍❤️‍👨🏻☕🕺(9/10)
    "I'm blind. I probably shouldn't be driving."
    "I'm Petey the Plane!"
    "Oh no the skydivers laid their giant eggs!"

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  • Alien

    Alien

    ★★★★★

    When I was young and stupid, I thought this movie was a little slow and boring. I watch it now and realize that instead of trying to rush into pointless action sequences that have nothing to do with the plot, it creates atmosphere and a moodiness that is truly frightening. The story is mesmerizing, tightly constructed, well developed, and free of illogical twists. Over 30 years later, its simplicity and effectiveness are still as strong as its original release.

    H.R.…

  • The Batman

    The Batman

    ★★★★★

    Holy 2022 Bat-a-thon, Batman!
    2022 First Time Watch #115
    Via Movie Theater
    🌃🦇🪃🐈‍⬛🐧❔🚔💣🧩🌊(9.75/10)
    Now that's a goddamn Batman movie! Alright so can we get serious and please stop talking about the Nolanverse Batman series now? Because this movie is better in just about every way. It's brooding, atmospheric, disturbing, more calculating and a more thrilling experience. Gotham City is a character herself and this hasn't been done correctly since the Burton Batmans. It's use of atmosphere is almost at Axel…