Favorite films

  • Fight Club
  • The Matrix
  • In Bruges
  • Kiss Kiss Bang Bang

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  • DC League of Super-Pets

    ★★★★

  • Confess, Fletch

    ★★★½

  • The Hangover Part III

    ★★

  • Spiderhead

    ★★½

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  • Clerks III

    Clerks III

    ★★★★

    Kevin Smith completes his own Before trilogy.

    Punk rock as clerks 

    As Aggressively sentimental as Jay and silent reboot

    With all the perfect dick jokes one demands from view askew + the best the departed joke iv ever heard

  • Ambulance

    Ambulance

    ★★★½

    Ambulance is glorious action w/more heart than I expected.

    Michael Bay is at his Bayhemiest (but think The Rock / Pain & Gain Bay) w/ Jake Gyllenhaal / Yahya Abdul Mateen II/ Eiza Gonzalez deftly steering this madcap chaos giving us plenty of emotional footing.

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  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    Everything Everywhere All at Once

    ★★★★★

    A gloriously insane masterpiece.

    It’s like nothing else.
    It’s like everything at once.

    It’s an epiphany for the masses and for the individual.

    It’s indescribable.

    It’s a hallucinogen on screen.

    I need it again.

  • The Northman

    The Northman

    ★★★★

    A staggering piece of art.

    It consistently feels like an epic poem come to life mixed with a metal as fuck oil painting protected onto the screen.

    Even by Robert Eggers standards it is MASSIVE and Surrealistic, The Northman is his most grand and imposing film to date.