Favorite films

  • Fight Club
  • The Matrix
  • In Bruges
  • Kiss Kiss Bang Bang

Recent activity

  • DC League of Super-Pets


  • Confess, Fletch


  • The Hangover Part III


  • Spiderhead


Recent reviews

  • Clerks III

    Clerks III


    Kevin Smith completes his own Before trilogy.

    Punk rock as clerks 

    As Aggressively sentimental as Jay and silent reboot

    With all the perfect dick jokes one demands from view askew + the best the departed joke iv ever heard

  • Ambulance



    Ambulance is glorious action w/more heart than I expected.

    Michael Bay is at his Bayhemiest (but think The Rock / Pain & Gain Bay) w/ Jake Gyllenhaal / Yahya Abdul Mateen II/ Eiza Gonzalez deftly steering this madcap chaos giving us plenty of emotional footing.

Popular reviews

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    Everything Everywhere All at Once


    A gloriously insane masterpiece.

    It’s like nothing else.
    It’s like everything at once.

    It’s an epiphany for the masses and for the individual.

    It’s indescribable.

    It’s a hallucinogen on screen.

    I need it again.

  • The Northman

    The Northman


    A staggering piece of art.

    It consistently feels like an epic poem come to life mixed with a metal as fuck oil painting protected onto the screen.

    Even by Robert Eggers standards it is MASSIVE and Surrealistic, The Northman is his most grand and imposing film to date.