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Eli Roth made a Scream movie, and a damn good one at that. A scrumptious slasher that rivals the best horror comedies. Impeccable, jaw-dropping kills with unbelievable gore and holiday-themed ingenuity. When Roth says Thanksgiving, he means it. This is our sign to set more horror movies in Massachusetts!
I won free tickets to a “fan screening” of this film and arrived at the fucking LA premiere. Aside from nearly dying at the sight of Roth and cast in the flesh…
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Every time I watch a classic horror movie I fool myself into thinking it’s going to be overrated and I need to lower my expectations. I have yet to actually be disappointed, and this is no exception!
I started my journey with this film several hours ago when I started watching the remake because it popped up on Hulu. After watching Cotton from Scream 2 not really like his wife for 40 minutes (and an act of terrorism involving an exploding…