Christopher Ikonomou

Christopher Ikonomou

scary disabled person who just wants to have a good time

Favorite films

  • Scream
  • Gattaca
  • Malignant
  • V/H/S/2

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  • A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving

    ★★★★★

  • Saw II

    ★★★★★

  • Saw

    ★★★★★

  • Die Hard

    ★★★★½

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  • A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving

    A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving

    ★★★★★

    That chair would kick my ass

  • Saw II

    Saw II

    ★★★★★

    “I am not watching any more of these.” - my mum, who watched this in preparation for Saw X

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  • Thanksgiving

    Thanksgiving

    ★★★★★

    Eli Roth made a Scream movie, and a damn good one at that. A scrumptious slasher that rivals the best horror comedies. Impeccable, jaw-dropping kills with unbelievable gore and holiday-themed ingenuity. When Roth says Thanksgiving, he means it. This is our sign to set more horror movies in Massachusetts!

    I won free tickets to a “fan screening” of this film and arrived at the fucking LA premiere. Aside from nearly dying at the sight of Roth and cast in the flesh…

  • The Omen

    The Omen

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Every time I watch a classic horror movie I fool myself into thinking it’s going to be overrated and I need to lower my expectations. I have yet to actually be disappointed, and this is no exception!

    I started my journey with this film several hours ago when I started watching the remake because it popped up on Hulu. After watching Cotton from Scream 2 not really like his wife for 40 minutes (and an act of terrorism involving an exploding…