Scorcaesar’s review published on Letterboxd:
I’m fairly sure the opening credits were longer than the declaration of independence.
Hot people blasting zombies into pools of blood for two and a half hours shot on what appears to be the iPhone portrait mode.
Snyder turned his brain off and taped his finger to the trigger. The man has turned ’assemble a team’ into an auteuristic trademark.
To his credit, a heist movie set in a zombie apocalypse is a somewhat unique spin. But just because you release something on a streaming platform doesn’t make your 148-minute-long movie not feel like it draaaaaaags - no matter how fun your concept is.
Also, it would've been a lot more interesting if the apocalypse happened during the heist instead of because some girl was giving road head.
Neon lights, corny dialogue and patchy acting - the 80s are back in full force, just like last year.
Was it good? No. Did it try to be? Also no. Was everyone involved having fun? I fucking hope so.
