Lochlan Ashton

Lochlan Ashton


□film student■ 22
"Nothing like a good shit! Do you believe in God? That's the wrong question. Does God believe in us?" (LA HAINE 1995)

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  • Wonder Woman 1984

    Wonder Woman 1984

    I wish that Gal Gadot would get some acting lessons 

    I wish that the script was actually good

    I wish that the cgi didn’t look shit

    I wish the film didn’t bore me to death

    I wish that the film was shorter 

    I wish there was an 80s soundtrack

    I just wish this wasn’t as bad as it is

  • Tenet



    So I went to see this with a few people and this is what they had to say about it. 

    “What a load of shit, why didn’t they just shoot the cunt, I’m fucked for life after seeing this rubbish, what has my life come to, I’m going to start to doing things backwards” 

    I like it. I can see why people don’t but I have a little soft spot for it. The rewatch made it a lot better.

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  • Sonatine



    Wow that was something. Definitely my favourite Yakuza film. Love the story, the cinematography was brilliant and Takeshi Kitano’s performance was so good. How has only has a few expressions just made it brilliant for my. Loved The psychological side of the film as well.

  • Hector



    Was having one of those days where I couldn’t make my mind up. I tried putting something on but I couldn’t watch anything. 

    So when I went through the BBC iPlayer, I saw this and thought why not. It was alright but nothing special.

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  • Portrait of a Lady on Fire

    Portrait of a Lady on Fire


    Marianne walked so Bob Ross could run.

  • Parasite



    My socks have been blown off. 

    My mind can’t handle this. I can’t wait to watch it again. Everything about this film is just mad. 
    Definitely worth watching on the big screen!