Craig Lumley

Craig Lumley Pro

Favorite films

  • The New World
  • Broadcast News
  • Late Spring
  • They All Laughed

Recent activity

  • The Standoff at Sparrow Creek


  • Willy's Wonderland


  • Chilly Scenes of Winter


  • Silent Night


Pinned reviews

  • Weekend at Bernie's II

    Weekend at Bernie's II


    Last year I was having an ultrasound and I kept thinking of voodoo cursed Bernie doing the Bernie on his way to buried treasure and I couldn't stop laughing. The technician had to stop 4 times.

  • Umberto D.

    Umberto D.


    Life is suffering, go play with your dog.

Recent reviews

  • Willy's Wonderland

    Willy's Wonderland


    The best way to experience Willy's Wonderland is to have someone tell you that there is a movie where Nicolas Cage fights an animatronic ostrich, then you reply "that sounds crazy dude" and never think of it again.

  • Air



    A fastball right down the middle (basketball!) for Affleck, constructing a by the numbers crowd pleaser. Sure, it's nakedly capitalistic and lacks originality but what can I say, I love a sleek Hollywood product! The movie doesn't look like shit!

    Affleck the director is in top form here. It's the kind of film where every close-up or edit has you thinking "Ahhh yes that's a fine place for that." I would love to see him continue on as a reliable mid budget craftsmen.


Popular reviews

  • Out of Time

    Out of Time


    I'm not a complicated person. I didn't know anything about this but I rented it because it's cover had Denzel Washington in a Hawaiian shirt holding a gun. It mostly delivered.

  • The Good Son

    The Good Son


    "You're not going to die mom. I promise, you're not going to die because I won't let you".


    This movie is set up right away as cruel dark joke. The main joke being what if we remade THE BAD SEED with the Home Alone kid? And it's pretty sweet.

    Maybe I'm an easy mark, but Kevin Mcallister smoking, scheming, cursing and murdering? Folks to me, THATS ENTERTAINMENT!

    AND there's a climactic battle on a cliff? This…