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  • Showgirls

    Showgirls

    ★★★★★

    “Now, if they cum, it’s ok. If they take it out, cum all over you, call a bouncer. Unless he gives you a big tip. If he gives you a big tip, it’s OK! Ya got that?”

    Goosebumps. Goosebumps, laughter, pure joy, excitement, sadness, and everything in between. Every time. Every time I sit down to watch it’s like a ritual. I need my basement, I need quiet, and I need privacy so I can be as loud as possible,…

  • Showgirls

    Showgirls

    ★★★★★

    what i ask rn is your attention. you've put up with me and you've put up with my logs that seemingly going on forever. i go on and on and on, and instead of telling me to shut up, you listen to me. i love you guys. so tonight, give me that. because what i'm about to write is probably the most important thing i will ever say on here.

    i'm in niagra falls for a few days on vacation…

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  • The Big Lebowski

    The Big Lebowski

    ★★★★★

    Here you go, Larry. You see what happens? YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS, LARRY?

    Ahhhhhhh it’s been so long!!!!!! I missed you, Dude.

  • Visitor Q

    Visitor Q

    ★★★★½

    Miike’s Rafureshia. I love!

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  • Solaris

    Solaris

    ★★★★★

    You mean more to me than any scientific truth.

    One of the greatest things ever conceived. Life changing shit. I’m at school rn and I’m fucking exhausted because I stayed up for this but it’s totally worth it. One day I’ll be able to write an essay on this that I’m proud of. But at the moment I’m speechless. Favorite Tark at this point.

  • 2001: A Space Odyssey

    2001: A Space Odyssey

    ★★★★★

    Ahhhhhh!!!!! I can’t even fucking believe it!!!!! 

    Easily one of the most engrossed viewings of a film I’ve ever had. Shit is beautiful in IMAX and the 4K Restoration couldn’t be better. For the longest time I felt indifferent to this because I was too young and had the most unrealistic, arrogant outlook of film and had ridiculous expectations when I watched it. And I’m happy to report all of that is out the window. I finally get it. Might have to go again before it leaves theaters.