Craig Shirar-Zilmore

Craig Shirar-Zilmore

A sad alcoholic critic who seeks to understand cinema and life. sex weirdo. 100% quality reviews.

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  • The Devil All the Time

    The Devil All the Time


    I met Tom Holland five days ago. I got roped into watching my 3 month old niece while my brother got his hair cut. So there I am, sitting in the waiting area of a barbershop (will not name which one since i don't want to reveal Tom Holland’s barbershop's location) with my niece, and who walks in but Spider-Man himself. I was nervous as shit, and just kept looking at him as he was sitting there with his phone…

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  • Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

    Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse


    Today at the movies, I told the cashier Merry Christmas. She said, "Happy Holidays, ma'am.”

    I smiled and said "You don't have to be afraid anymore. Sony gave us a good Spider-Man movie." She started crying tears of joy and said "Merry Christmas" and then everyone in the theater applauded


  • Creed II

    Creed II


    Bring back Paulie’s robot, you goddamn cowards.