It’s no Marcel the Shell With Shoes On, that’s for sure
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Marcel the Shell with Shoes On 2021
First of all this movie is the perfect length for a movie. Second, it has a beating heart and charm out the wazoo. Third, it was well made. For these reasons it is the exact opposite of Baz Luhrmann’s Elvis.
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Portrait of a Lady on Fire 2019
This movie has broken my heart. I’ve only felt this emotion once before: the year I carried a torch for Haley Hudson, who couldn’t love me back. I find myself digging my nails into my arms to distract me from the way this film has made me feel. I can’t sleep. Portrait of a Lady on Fire has ruined me.
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West Side Story 2021
Let me break down the star distribution here: 4 stars for a stunning movie, plus an extra half star for Ariana Debose to do with what she wishes. Maybe she’ll keep it in a box with my heart, which she stole from me six years ago.
