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  • Beauty and the Beast

    Beauty and the Beast

    ★★

    All the right characters. None of the magic.

  • The House

    The House

    ★★

    Started off slow and then got lame. To be fair, though, I did laugh a lot.

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  • Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2

    Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2

    ★★★½

    I'm Mary Poppins, y'all!

  • Rogue One: A Star Wars Story

    Rogue One: A Star Wars Story

    ★★½

    The puss 'n boots guy was kind of a downer and Katniss was annoyingly uninteresting. I enjoyed the clever robot. Otherwise, I guess now we know how they got the thing to explodinate the giant killer pew pew ball the CGI creepy man was living in. Also, the eyebrows on CGI princess hair buns still kinda weirds me out.