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  • Mortal Kombat: Annihilation

    Mortal Kombat: Annihilation

    I was using this movie as background noise and it was so bad I was distracted into paying attention to its badness.

  • Mortal Kombat

    Mortal Kombat

    ★½

    I would highly recommend this film as background noise while you work on home projects. There is no character development or interesting dialogue to distract you from working efficiently and effectively.

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  • Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2

    Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2

    ★★★½

    I'm Mary Poppins, y'all!

  • Rogue One: A Star Wars Story

    Rogue One: A Star Wars Story

    ★★½

    The puss 'n boots guy was kind of a downer and Katniss was annoyingly uninteresting. I enjoyed the clever robot. Otherwise, I guess now we know how they got the thing to explodinate the giant killer pew pew ball the CGI creepy man was living in. Also, the eyebrows on CGI princess hair buns still kinda weirds me out.