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  • Solo: A Star Wars Story

    Solo: A Star Wars Story


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    After two of the Star Wars stories, they are, in my mind, consistent in two ways: introducing a droid as the most interesting character in the story and then killing off the most interesting character.

    Also, I felt like this Han isn’t a younger version of the Han I’m familiar with. A nice try, I suppose, but lacking something I can’t quite put my finger on.

  • Justice League

    Justice League


    These guys aren’t super heroes; rather, they’re emo heroes. To be fair, I think Wonder Woman is super, but the rest of them might as well have just left the depression support group to help rid the world of the CGI villain.

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  • Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2

    Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2


    I'm Mary Poppins, y'all!

  • Rogue One: A Star Wars Story

    Rogue One: A Star Wars Story


    The puss 'n boots guy was kind of a downer and Katniss was annoyingly uninteresting. I enjoyed the clever robot. Otherwise, I guess now we know how they got the thing to explodinate the giant killer pew pew ball the CGI creepy man was living in. Also, the eyebrows on CGI princess hair buns still kinda weirds me out.