Mamma Mia!

Mamma Mia! ★★★

Me: Surely I will write a full, in-depth review given that this is the first time I've seen Mamma Mia in years. A couple of sentences about the lousy screenplay and ugly cinematography, at least.

Mamma Mia: YOU ARE THE DANCING QUEEN, YO-

Me: -UNG AND SWEET, ONLY SEVENTEEN! DANCING QUEEN, FEEL THE BEAT OF THE TAMBOURINE OH YEAHHHH!

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