Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Oppenheimer 2023

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 26 Jul 2023

  adding “now I am become death, destroyer of worlds” to my dirty talk repertoire

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  Barbie 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 21 Jul 2023

  the godfather found murdered in barbieland

Recent reviews

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  Saltburn 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 24 Nov 2023

  upped my rating after getting a good look at barry keoghan’s dong

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  Shame 2011

  ★★★½ Watched 21 Nov 2023

  God I need to have sex

Popular reviews

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  Tenet 2020

  ★★★★ Watched 15 Sep 2020 7

  Christopher Nolan wanna fuck a clock so badly oh lawd

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  Jackie Brown 1997

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 09 Jun 2020 11

  Cannot believe that Quentin fucking Tarantino of all people is responsible for one of the sweetest depictions of love ever put to film, max cherry and jackie brown bodied every other film couple ever