Henry Portable

I like movies an appropriate amount, nothing more

Favorite films

  • Highlander
  • Angel's Egg
  • Jurassic Park
  • The Green Knight

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  • The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian

    ★★★★

  • The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe

    ★★★★

  • The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

    ★★★★½

  • Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones

    ½

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  • The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian

    The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian

    ★★★★

    “What do you suppose happens back home if you die here?”

    The rarest kind of sequel, one that’s equally as good as the original but for different reasons. This one I am equally as nostalgic for, but that’s okay :)
    The strongest thing this movie does, I think, is in characterizing Peter and Edmund, who are easily the best of the Pevensie siblings. They do a great job at showing off the weariness and grandeur of being kings in the…

  • The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe

    The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe

    ★★★★

    “Do not cite the deep magic to me, witch. I was there when it was written”

    Just a good ass fantasy movie. There is perhaps no movie I feel more nostalgia for, which is of course clouding my judgement, but hey, nostalgia is absolutely a good reason to like a movie. It’s a compelling fantasy tale with phenomenal worldbuilding and really likeable protagonists in the Pevensie kids. Peter in particular is great, he’s able to walk the fine line between…

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  • Super Mario Bros.

    Super Mario Bros.

    ★★★★★

    CHRIS PRATT AS MARIO
    CHARLIE DAY AS LUIGI
    ANA TAYLOR FUCKING JOY AS PEACH
    JACK BLACK AS BOWSER

    I CANT DO THIS SHIT ABYMORE MAN

  • Ratatouille

    Ratatouille

    ★★★★★

    “Change is nature, dad. The part that we can influence. And it starts when we decide”

    Yeah yeah yeah, this movie is a masterpiece. Insanely well written characters that support the strongest tone, atmosphere, and thematic message in any Pixar movie. It’s commentary on the ideas of art, criticism, self-worth, and poverty (yes, poverty) is strong as all hell, and it’s also just a goofy ass movie about a rat who’s Drift-compatible with a man named Alfredo Linguini. It’s got…