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  • Jackass 4.5

    ★★★★½

  • Top Gun

    ★½

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  • Jackass 4.5

    ★★★★½

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  • Jackass 4.5

    Jackass 4.5

    ★★★★½

    Just as good as Jackass Forever and arguably the best of the .5’s. 

    Some of the bits were fucking hilarious and I think this one had the best behind the scenes footage. 

    Glad we got to see more Dark Shark and that bit at the end was gold. 

    And for the first time in 22 years, the sashimi bit slightly made me throw up in my mouth. Fucking whack.

  • Hot Shots! Part Deux

    Hot Shots! Part Deux

    ★★★★½

    “You're the only one that knows how to get to the copter pad. If I'm not there in 15 minutes, you know what to do.

    Yeah, we get the hell out of here!

    No! Wait another 15 minutes!”

    Oh man I loved this so much more on a 2nd viewing. This is definitely one of the best spoof movies of all time. Just absolutely hilarious. Like I said before, spoof movies like this can never and will never be made…

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  • Jackass 4.5

    Jackass 4.5

    ★★★★½

    Why yes I did watch this twice within 12 hours. 

    Just as hilarious the second time. 

    The tennis player’s accuracy during “down the clown” is fucking mesmerizing.




    Now currently waiting for Jackass 4.75 with the Bam footage.

  • Top Gun

    Top Gun

    ★½

    “No, no, no, no. There's two "Os" in Goose, boys.”

    Is the hype of the sequel trying to fool people into thinking this is a good movie? It’s actually really boring and as with most 80s Tom Cruise movies, his character is an unlikeable piece of shit. 

    He killed Gilbert and we all know it.

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  • American Pie Presents: Girls' Rules

    American Pie Presents: Girls' Rules

    ★½

    “Sax is the sexiest wind instrument, so it’s not boring.”

    Greg Heffley: From Wimpy Kid to Pussy Slayer.

  • The Pentaverate

    The Pentaverate

    ★★★½

    It kinda falls apart towards the end, but I am just so fucking happy to see Mike Myers back and the multiple characters were hilarious. 

    His 90s style of humor is still here and that Shrek reference was EVERYTHING. 

    Please let this be the start of a major comeback.


    PS: I wonder if the warranty for one Swedish made penis enlarger pump was still any good?