Favorite films

  • Twilight
  • The Twilight Saga: New Moon
  • The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
  • The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1

Recent activity

  • King of New York


  • Werckmeister Harmonies


  • Karaoke Girl


  • Smiley Face


Recent reviews

  • Microhabitat



    as i was finishing up the movie, i saw a notification on my phone pop up and decided to see what it was about. apparently a couple of my friends had joined a discord server that hacked your account or something and sent an invite to everybody you knew. and while i'm sure there truly isn't any real risk in terms of account safety, the scary part of it all was imagining having to randomly message people you haven't talked…

  • The Turin Horse

    The Turin Horse


    i think bela tarr's visual style has gotta be one of the hardest to replicate, which shouldn't be the case but it kind of is. his movement, the shadows, every second feels hand painted, painstakingly slouched over. though i suppose his real talent is in bringing that out of the natural, or at least knowing that it was there all along. and if not that, then his talent is probably getting you to forget what time it is, because for…

Popular reviews

  • Thunderpants



    he may be passing gas, but he's certainly not passing the bechdel test

  • Tenet



    nolan has reached peak ego. and i mean like real ego, like lars von trier levels of ego. even films like inception and interstellar had some semblance of understanding and intent put into them. or at the very least they deliver on what they aim to sell to the viewer, even if they have no clue what they're talking about. but tenet genuinely borders on self parody: the cinematography is more concerned with how "hype" everything looks than conveying information,…