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  Avengers: Infinity War 2018

  Rewatched by Crono 04 May 2019 1

  Endless CGI bullshit. Why didn't Doctor Strange just push the purple guy through a portal into a volcano?? Marvel movies are responsible for the stupid "universe trend" that relies on lazy storytelling and "references" instead of doing anything original. What an ugly soulless piece of shit. I've played Playstation games with better graphics. I watched this four times. Why is it so long and boring?? What a waste of 10 hours. You'll probably like this if you have the attention…

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  Men 2022

  Watched by Crono 29 Jul 2022

  i just liked it because it was creepy and strange 🤷‍♂️ wasnt as good as ex machina or annihilation

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  Lightyear 2022

  Watched by Crono 19 Jul 2022

  Alright, I get why this was Andy's favourite movie: because it had better CGI than Andy's real life. Imagine if you were actually Andy in the Toy Story universe and you saw this shit. Your mind would be blown. You would start questioning reality before age 6.

  Now what I don't get, is why Buzz Lightyear was such an extremely popular toy. This movie being as emotionally vapid and devoid of fun as it is, the only potential explanation for…

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  Footloose 1984

  Rewatched by Crono 25 Aug 2018 2

  What does it even mean to cut footloose??

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  Sex Lives of the Potato Men 2004

  Watched by Crono 20 Sep 2018 3

  i wanna fuckin die