Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  In Your Eyes 2014

  Rewatched 27 May 2020 2

  I will defend this cute and wholesome movie until the day Jesus comes for all you fucking sinners.

Recent reviews

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  Candyman 1992

  Watched 21 Sep 2023

  Hooptober 10 - #1

  A scary one! I like the scary ones. The ones that make me not want to go to bed. It's definitely the mirror thing. Can't deal. The Bloody Mary episode of Ghost Whisperer never truly left me.

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  Silent Hill 2006

  Watched 20 Sep 2023

  Coming out of this one I was disappointed that they went for an adaptation of Silent Hill 1 over 2. The presentation here is so good that it deserves a better story; the commitment to recreating the look and feel of the games easily puts the first half well above most other video game adaptations. The town, the nightmare, the creatures, the sound, the music, it's... so cool.

  The problem isn't so much that it's an adaptation of the first…

Popular reviews

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  Footloose 1984

  Rewatched 25 Aug 2018 2

  What does it even mean to cut footloose??

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  Sex Lives of the Potato Men 2004

  Watched 20 Sep 2018 3

  i wanna fuckin die