I will defend this cute and wholesome movie until the day Jesus comes for all you fucking sinners.
Coming out of this one I was disappointed that they went for an adaptation of Silent Hill 1 over 2. The presentation here is so good that it deserves a better story; the commitment to recreating the look and feel of the games easily puts the first half well above most other video game adaptations. The town, the nightmare, the creatures, the sound, the music, it's... so cool.
The problem isn't so much that it's an adaptation of the first…