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  • The Cartel

    The Cartel


    A movie where people get hurt because of evil plumbers.

  • Fugue



    Now I know not to fall for the $1 promotions on iTunes... Fugue is one of those movies, where the director and writer clearly thought that they were clever. Well - nothing is clever, everything is stupid. Fugue also has one of the worst plot twists I have ever seen, and this twist is almost worth the $1 price tag just for laughs.

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  • Iron Man 2

    Iron Man 2


    My iPhone auto-corrected the title of this movie to Urine Man 2. Makes sense.

  • Street Fighter

    Street Fighter


    Incredibly stupid, ugly and crazy. But I must admit that I love the stupidity and the insane dialog. If there is one thing I've learnt from movies, it is that Pax BIsonica will one day rule the world. I'll live in Bisonopolis and pay with Bison Dollars - a currency valued at more than five times the value of the british pound. But only if M. Bison succeeds in kidnapping the queen. Great stuff, really!