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  • Hideaway



    In this sequel to the movie Clueless, after Elton is rejected by Cher, he reverts to Satanism and becomes psychically connected to her father, bringing him closer to enact his revenge against the girl who broke his heart.

    At first I was thrown off by this sequel, because it has a completely different tone. Instead of a comedy, we have a horror thriller with an industrial metal soundtrack. It also conjures up scenes of heaven and hell, using Playstation One…

  • Dead Night

    Dead Night


    This was fun enough. The plot and character development was lacking because they decided to devote 1/4 of the runtime on a faux true crime show. That show not only adds nothing to the story, but it also completely spoils what happens to the characters. That plus the lack of development creates a world that you could give two shits about. I commend them for trying something different, but it ultimately failed.

    On a positive note, Barbara Crampton was a…

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  • Black Christmas

    Black Christmas


    If you say this film doesn't make your skin crawl, you're a fucking liar.

    Top 3 slasher film without a doubt. It'll forever remain fresh every single time I watch it. Incredibly bleak, slow but never boring, and truly terrifying moments. With each viewing, different moments chill my bones.

  • Terrifier




    It's gory as hell, chill inducing, and fucking creative. Art the Clown is becoming quite an iconic character and this film puts a stamp on it. The characters are great. The hot blonde from Return to Nuke'em High is in this and she is wonderful. The body count is massive. The kills are amazing and inventive. The score rips off Halloween, but it suits the film really well. There is not a dull moment throughout the…