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  • Ready Player One

    Ready Player One


    My love for this movie was cemented with the Krull reference. That and the involvement of T.J. Miller.

  • Terrifier




    It's gory as hell, chill inducing, and fucking creative. Art the Clown is becoming quite an iconic character and this film puts a stamp on it. The characters are great. The hot blonde from Return to Nuke'em High is in this and she is wonderful. The body count is massive. The kills are amazing and inventive. The score rips off Halloween, but it suits the film really well. There is not a dull moment throughout the…

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  • Black Christmas

    Black Christmas


    If you say this film doesn't make your skin crawl, you're a fucking liar.

    Top 3 slasher film without a doubt. It'll forever remain fresh every single time I watch it. Incredibly bleak, slow but never boring, and truly terrifying moments. With each viewing, different moments chill my bones.

  • Friday the 13th: A New Beginning

    Friday the 13th: A New Beginning


    This film is absolute perfection; the best in the series! There isn't one bad thing about it! Sure it isn't suspenseful at all, that was completely intentional. The director was making a pseudo-spoof on the genre, yet keeping it serious and straightforward. A new beginning, eh? Danny Steinmann is a genius! It's just too bad all of the Jason lovers out there had to cry like little pussies because they can't handle departure (Halloween 3 anyone?).

    Part V is home…