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  • Terror at Blood Fart Lake

    Terror at Blood Fart Lake

    ★★★★

    I enjoyed this cheesefest. The Leo character is my hero and I must seek out everything he's a part of.

  • Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom

    Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom

    ★★★½

    "If I don't make it back, remember you're the one who made me cum." - Chris Pratt

    One of the many highlights in this Jurassic Park movie that's actually a Mission Impossible sequel.

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  • Black Christmas

    Black Christmas

    ★★★★★

    If you say this film doesn't make your skin crawl, you're a fucking liar.

    Top 3 slasher film without a doubt. It'll forever remain fresh every single time I watch it. Incredibly bleak, slow but never boring, and truly terrifying moments. With each viewing, different moments chill my bones.

  • Friday the 13th: A New Beginning

    Friday the 13th: A New Beginning

    ★★★★★

    This film is absolute perfection; the best in the series! There isn't one bad thing about it! Sure it isn't suspenseful at all, that was completely intentional. The director was making a pseudo-spoof on the genre, yet keeping it serious and straightforward. A new beginning, eh? Danny Steinmann is a genius! It's just too bad all of the Jason lovers out there had to cry like little pussies because they can't handle departure (Halloween 3 anyone?).

    Part V is home…