Tony Hartman


Favorite films

  • Trick or Treat
  • GetEven
  • Savage Harvest
  • Just One of the Guys

Recent activity

  • The Amityville Horror


  • Smile


  • An American Werewolf in London


  • Hocus Pocus 2


Pinned reviews

  • Baby's Day Out

    Baby's Day Out


    Watched this super stoned and with a group of friends and boy was this a hit. This fucking movie is so unbelievable and absolutely insane.

    This baby is a fucking ninja of the highest order. Very elusive and VERY dangerous.

    Unlike the Harambe fiasco, this baby can befriend and manipulate a Silverback to do his dirty deeds.

    This baby can squeeze your nuts like a vice grip and subsequently use a zippo to light them on fire!

    Watch this movie and think twice before having babies of your own, I beg of you.

Recent reviews


Popular reviews

  • The Boy

    The Boy


    Y'all are a bunch of fucking haters! This movie was great! A nice slow burn with a gut punching third act. This ain't your typical PG-13 film, baby! It'll bore your typical Insidious crowd lookin for boo scares. What we have here is a very odd and sometimes quirky horror film with lots of undertones to chew on. Not to mention, the DP is none other than Daniel Pearl (of Texas Chainsaw Massacre fame). This movie looks great. The acting…

  • Black Christmas

    Black Christmas


    If you say this film doesn't make your skin crawl, you're a fucking liar.

    Top 3 slasher film without a doubt. It'll forever remain fresh every single time I watch it. Incredibly bleak, slow but never boring, and truly terrifying moments. With each viewing, different moments chill my bones.