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  • Braid



    This movie's a fucking trip. I swear if I ever have a daughter, I forbid her to play make believe.

  • One Cut of the Dead

    One Cut of the Dead


    I'm sure like most people, I really wasn't feeling the first act of this movie. Then out of nowhere, I was completely bitch slapped by this flick. The way everything plays out is masterful. I'd be hard-pressed to find another horror film from this year with a bigger heart.

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  • Black Christmas

    Black Christmas


    If you say this film doesn't make your skin crawl, you're a fucking liar.

    Top 3 slasher film without a doubt. It'll forever remain fresh every single time I watch it. Incredibly bleak, slow but never boring, and truly terrifying moments. With each viewing, different moments chill my bones.

  • Terrifier




    It's gory as hell, chill inducing, and fucking creative. Art the Clown is becoming quite an iconic character and this film puts a stamp on it. The characters are great. The hot blonde from Return to Nuke'em High is in this and she is wonderful. The body count is massive. The kills are amazing and inventive. The score rips off Halloween, but it suits the film really well. There is not a dull moment throughout the…