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  • The Midnight Man

    The Midnight Man


    This was decent. The snowy setting made for some good atmosphere. The titular villain was creepy at times, but also a little goofy at times. Robert Englund phoned it in and Lin Shaye played unhinged pretty well. I was surprised to see quite a bit of gore! Unfortunately the script was pretty weak. Some of the dialogue was cringe worthy. Other than that, I was entertained for the whole runtime.

  • Wish Upon

    Wish Upon


    Any movie with Ryan Phillippe playing a saxophone deserves three and a half stars.

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  • Black Christmas

    Black Christmas


    If you say this film doesn't make your skin crawl, you're a fucking liar.

    Top 3 slasher film without a doubt. It'll forever remain fresh every single time I watch it. Incredibly bleak, slow but never boring, and truly terrifying moments. With each viewing, different moments chill my bones.

  • Friday the 13th: A New Beginning

    Friday the 13th: A New Beginning


    This film is absolute perfection; the best in the series! There isn't one bad thing about it! Sure it isn't suspenseful at all, that was completely intentional. The director was making a pseudo-spoof on the genre, yet keeping it serious and straightforward. A new beginning, eh? Danny Steinmann is a genius! It's just too bad all of the Jason lovers out there had to cry like little pussies because they can't handle departure (Halloween 3 anyone?).

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