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  • The Lighthouse

    The Lighthouse

    ★★★★★

    When the first sound a character makes is a fart, I knew this movie was a treasure.

  • The Amityville Curse

    The Amityville Curse

    ★½

    The worst offense a movie can have is to be boring and this one is fucking BORING.

    Also what is the most iconic thing about this franchise? The house. What crime does this sequel commit? It uses a house that looks NOTHING like the Amityville house.

    This movie doesn't get a failing grade because it's at least competently made, I guess. I suppose there's a reason this sequel is so obscure. Nobody truly wants it, like most "Amityville" flicks.

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  • Black Christmas

    Black Christmas

    ★★★★★

    If you say this film doesn't make your skin crawl, you're a fucking liar.

    Top 3 slasher film without a doubt. It'll forever remain fresh every single time I watch it. Incredibly bleak, slow but never boring, and truly terrifying moments. With each viewing, different moments chill my bones.

  • Terrifier

    Terrifier

    ★★★★★

    FUCKING LOVED THIS MOVIE

    It's gory as hell, chill inducing, and fucking creative. Art the Clown is becoming quite an iconic character and this film puts a stamp on it. The characters are great. The hot blonde from Return to Nuke'em High is in this and she is wonderful. The body count is massive. The kills are amazing and inventive. The score rips off Halloween, but it suits the film really well. There is not a dull moment throughout the…