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  • The Fanatic

    The Fanatic

    ★★½

    Snuggling with a tied up Devon Sawa talking about strawberry ice cream and watching action movies sounds pretty good right now.

  • Ringmaster

    Ringmaster

    ★★★½

    Eh I thought this was hilarious. That's probably due to me being extremely stoned and having some white trash in my bloodline.

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  • The Boy

    The Boy

    ★★★★

    Y'all are a bunch of fucking haters! This movie was great! A nice slow burn with a gut punching third act. This ain't your typical PG-13 film, baby! It'll bore your typical Insidious crowd lookin for boo scares. What we have here is a very odd and sometimes quirky horror film with lots of undertones to chew on. Not to mention, the DP is none other than Daniel Pearl (of Texas Chainsaw Massacre fame). This movie looks great. The acting…

  • Black Christmas

    Black Christmas

    ★★★★★

    If you say this film doesn't make your skin crawl, you're a fucking liar.

    Top 3 slasher film without a doubt. It'll forever remain fresh every single time I watch it. Incredibly bleak, slow but never boring, and truly terrifying moments. With each viewing, different moments chill my bones.