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  • The Music Man

    The Music Man

    Captivating but so sickly. If you look beyond the spectacle it's no real slide from The Pied Piper, Jonestown, Salem's Lot or the Buffy musical episode where everything seems great until they dance themselves into spontaneous combustion. Townspeople one by one start falling under the influence of the public relations man & start to disappear, chanting things like "trouble" all together after the figure encourages them to on his precepts.

    The person who we're meant to warm to calls him out…

  • Beyond the Mat

    Beyond the Mat

    mick foley's wife & daughter approach him, stroke his hair & cling to his shoulder while he's got the mask on backstage & it's everything.

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  • The Muppet Christmas Carol

    The Muppet Christmas Carol

    I don't know if it's the effect of reheated cottage pie & black coffee at 8am (wrote this earlier) after intensely editing a video essay of The Fog or if it's just the discovery of Beaker + the general wholesome gagscape - but this is everything i wanted it to be when i used to see clips of it on previews for Disney VHS tapes. It is SO WARM. I don't know if this minced beef is fully reheated through, but…

  • The Hour Before the Dawn

    The Hour Before the Dawn

    VL equipped with Poundland German accent, starting off as Scottish when talking to Mrs Hudson from Rathbone Sherlock then wavers from straight English to strong German with no change of scene/situation. Not a great performance but they did throw one or two shadows in so she'd feel @ home.

    English elites victimise a fella with anti-war thus anti-establishment values. Can't see that happening today(!). Wait, hold on.. no, it's consistant throughout history lol. As you'd imagine there were a few…