angel

is the floor fucking sticky or something

Favorite films

  • Mommy
  • Thirteen
  • My Own Private Idaho
  • Inland Empire

Recent activity

All
  • Boogie Nights

    ★★★★★

  • Don Jon

    ★★½

  • Bodies Bodies Bodies

    ★★★

  • Prey

    ★★★½

Pinned reviews

More

Recent reviews

More
  • Boogie Nights

    Boogie Nights

    ★★★★★

    the rollerskates stay ON during sex

  • Bodies Bodies Bodies

    Bodies Bodies Bodies

    ★★★

    hmm.. ok yeah i'm kinda underwhelmed. obviously wasn't expecting much out of a modern day "slasher" film but i was hoping for something at least a liiittle bit better :/ everything felt so inconsistent. there were certain points where i really didn't get what was happening which made me lose interest by the final 15 minutes. and oh my god that ending.. i literally said "is that it?" out loud😭 it was so lazyyy. the fact this is described as…

Popular reviews

More
  • They/Them

    They/Them

    ½

    it’s very rare we get good trans representation in media and this is some of the worst i’ve ever seen. the director is literally a hag AND a fag and he really had the nerve to make this atrocious piece of shit.. also let’s not ignore the fact that this is his first movie ever😭 so embarrassing. like bitch u are nearly as old as madonna let’s get u to bed grandpa. anyway who told gays they were allowed to…

  • Vortex

    Vortex

    ★★★★½

    i’m gonna fucking kill myself