Turturro really thought remaking this into The Jesus Rolls, in this day and age, was a good idea?

"Nobody f***s with the Jesus" because nobody cares about the Jesus. At least not anymore. Despite the great casting, the film is nothing more than a series of catchphrases and scattered ideas, some great others misguided, that never mesh properly.

To paraphrase Jurassic Park: The technical department was so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.

I kind of wish the film had just focused on Jack White. I found him to be the most interesting of the three.