Christopher Schneider

Christopher Schneider

Cinematographer obsessed with 80s anamorphics, exemplary projection and 70mm prints of The Right Stuff.

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  • No Crossover: The Trial of Allen Iverson

    No Crossover: The Trial of Allen Iverson


    Glad I revisited this. It's a bit clumsy as it struggles to balance the obvious class and racial divide in Virginia with the ludicrous sentencing of Iverson. To so many people on both sides of the argument it seems to just be about the argument, not that a 15 year sentence for a 17 year old kid for possibly throwing a chair that injured someone. I mean, even if he did it 15 years??? Give me a fucking break. That swimming kid definitely raped a girl and he got a 6 month sentence. And he definitely did it. Two systems.

  • Hudson Hawk

    Hudson Hawk


    The first hour is dad joke city, enjoyable and goofy. And then it hits a brick wall and just dies. Any possible goodwill from the audience is burnt through fast and the movie refuses to end.

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  • Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi


    What a disaster.

  • Tenet



    Absolute nonsense. How on earth do you make a 150 minute movie that's 140 minutes of nonstop exposition that still makes absolutely no sense?