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  • Terrifier



    Live from Burbank, California it's THE LATE NIGHT TALK SHOW with your host C.S. Walsky and The Vaguely Ethnic Musical Band! Tonight's guests are O.J. Simpson, General Norman Schwarzkopf, Lena Dunham, and musical guest Sugar Ray! Now let's give a warm welcome to our host with the most, the man with the plan, C.S. WALSKY!!!

    (* a disheveled C.S. Walsky staggers out in an ill-fitting suit and an oversized chin, the audience of Midwestern tourists point with excitement, the band…

  • Eighth Grade

    Eighth Grade


    This may come as a surprise to some of my loyal readers but I am not a 14 year old girl.

    Yes, I'm an emotional basket case who's prone to moments of intense drama and I use my cell phone way too much, but I'm actually a 42 year old man. Just a middle-aged dude whose hopes and dreams have been replaced with acceptance and complacency. I've even been listening to Yacht Rock Radio on SiriusXM a lot and if…

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  • Fargo



    Let's talk about the films we truly love.

    Our absolute favorites.

    That handful of movies we use as a barometer when judging other films and opinions. They don't have to be considered "classics" or win Academy Awards. They just have to remind us of why we love cinema in the first place. Joel and Ethan Coen's FARGO is that movie for me.

    One big reason is the personal connection to the setting. Lifelong Minnesotan here, dontchaknow! And every detail in…

  • Ex Machina

    Ex Machina


    First and foremost, Alicia Vikander's performance as Ava is so convincing that I definitely would've ended up in that bunker with Domhnall Gleeson. No doubt in my mind. What a wonderful, smart, and sexy robot.

    I was smitten.

    I'll also add that Oscar Issac's Nathan is an egomaniacal asshole who only hears what he wants - the guy cannnot stop spewing bullshit. His inability to see these robots as anything more than hardware is certainly a bit concerning despite his…