Before you judge me for giving Black Panther two stars just know I would vote Obama for a third term if I could.
I'm Chazz and I'm gonna review the fuck out of Den Of Thieves. Lick my balls, Siskel & Ebert! Ya'll ready for THIS???
(**turns neon green mesh hat backwards**)
(**drops scratched Drowning Pool CD into CD boombox**)
(**snorts some shitty cocaine left over from Fat Marty's DWI Class graduation party**)
Ok, so this movie calls for a different approach, bros. If you're an easily triggered snowflake who doesn't get an erection when flipping through a 2019 Dodge Ram 1500 brochure…
Let's talk about the films we truly love.
Our absolute favorites.
That handful of movies we use as a barometer when judging other films and opinions. They don't have to be considered "classics" or win Academy Awards. They just have to remind us of why we love cinema in the first place. And Joel and Ethan Coen's FARGO is one of those movies for me.
One big reason is the personal connection to the setting. Lifelong Minnesotan here, dontchaknow! And…
First and foremost, Alicia Vikander's performance as Ava is so convincing that I definitely would've ended up in that bunker with Domhnall Gleeson. No doubt in my mind. What a wonderful, smart, and sexy robot.
I was smitten.
I'll also add that Oscar Issac's Nathan is an egomaniacal asshole who only hears what he wants - the guy cannnot stop spewing bullshit. His inability to see these robots as anything more than hardware is certainly a bit concerning despite his…