Favorite films

  • Whiplash
  • Jaws
  • Home Alone
  • Midsommar

Recent activity

  • The Holiday


  • Scrooged


  • Klaus


  • Christmas with the Kranks


Recent reviews

  • The Holiday

    The Holiday

    Favourite romcom along with Hans Zimmer's score makes this just shy of five stars. Essential feel good movie and honestly some of the best set design I've ever seen.

  • Christmas with the Kranks

    Christmas with the Kranks


    Yes, four stars. “Won’t ya relax Luther”? No spike…he has Literal sociopaths for neighbors. 

    I don’t care what anyone says this movie is iconic. Who cares that it doesn’t make sense Lmaoo, why are we analyzing Christmas with the Kranks. Just enjoy the mayhem. 

    Kranks Character rankings:
    1. Vic Fromeyer 
    2. Luther Krank
    3. Nora Krank
    4. Spike Fromeyer
    5. Father Zabriskie
    6. The guy who sells the Christmas trees and is Birtrum in Disney’s “jesse”
    7. Aubie (the creepy and probable sex offender who exposes the kranks)
    8. Officer Salino
    9. Enrique
    56: Walt Scheel….literal satan


Popular reviews

  • Only the Lonely

    Only the Lonely


    Chris Columbus and John Hughes really took that fuck you, Home Alone money then ran the championship squad back and made a classic no one knows about.

  • The Aviator

    The Aviator


    “What is your problem man? My problem? Idk I don’t have a problem Dale. Actually I have the opposite of a problem, I made over 550 K last year ok I haven't had a carb since 2004” is a scene in this movie. 

    Aside from my homies Dale and Derek being in this I don’t think I’ll ever watch this again but I thoroughly enjoyed it. Does that make sense? No, but it doesn’t have to. Scorsese just ticked off all the boxes for me and provided a thrilling movie that I relate to on a personal level.