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  • Martyrs


    Me in hell telling Lucifer about this movie: NAURRR listen to me LISTEN! SKINNED. GAY. WOMAN. Skinned little gay girl ok? She like sees the afterlife and stuff you GOTS to see this movie!

  • The Last Duel

    The Last Duel

    The modernization of this is when those YouTubers start beefing online with each other and posting β€œThe REAL truth” videos then just settling it all with a boxing match they make their fans pay 60 dollars for.

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    The major acclaim this would have had if it had been a mini series instead. Never seen so much potential with two characters it would have been so much fun to explore both of them for longer than 90 minutes.