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Top 20 of 2021

20 films

My favorite films of 2020, ranked according to personal preference.

  • Promising Young Woman
  • Hunter Hunter
  • Saint Maud
  • Sound of Metal
  • Host

Top 20 of 2020

20 films

My favorite films of 2020, ranked according to personal preference.

  • Halloween
  • Halloween
  • Halloween
  • Halloween II
  • Halloween H20: 20 Years Later

Halloween - Ranked

11 films

The entire "Halloween" franchise ranked according to personal preference. Yes, Rob Zombie's remake is listed first - no apologies.

  • The Devil's Rejects
  • Halloween
  • Halloween II
  • 31
  • House of 1000 Corpses

Rob Zombie - Ranked

7 films

Films directed by Rob Zombie, ranked according to personal preference.

  • Furious 7
  • The Fate of the Furious
  • F9
  • Fast & Furious 6
  • Fast Five

Fast & Furious - Ranked

10 films

The "Fast & Furious" franchise ranked according to personal preference.

  • Saw
  • Saw II
  • Saw III
  • Saw V
  • Saw IV

Saw - Ranked

9 films

The "Saw" franchise ranked according to personal preference.

  • Aladdin
  • Batman
  • Batman
  • Beetlejuice
  • Clue

Defining Childhood Films

27 films

Films that I saw before age 13 that shaped my taste in film.

  • Mission: Impossible - Fallout
  • Mission: Impossible III
  • Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation
  • Mission: Impossible
  • Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol

Mission: Impossible - Ranked

6 films

The "Mission: Impossible" franchise ranked according to personal preference.

  • Aladdin
  • Batman
  • Batman
  • Clue
  • The Dark Knight

All-Time Favorite Films (work in progress)

21 films

A list of my all-time favorite films, unranked because they're all special little snowflakes.

  • Joker
  • 1917
  • Midsommar
  • Knives Out
  • Ready or Not

Top 20 of 2019

20 films

My favorite films of 2019, ranked according to personal preference.

  • Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey
  • Escape from L.A.
  • Ghostbusters II
  • Gremlins 2: The New Batch
  • Home Alone 2: Lost in New York

Fun Sequels

8 films

Inferior sequels that are arguably more fun and rewatchable than the original films. No apologies given. A work in progress.

  • Face/Off
  • Ernest Goes to Jail

Identity Theft Jailbreak Films

2 films

Films in which a dastardly villain swaps identities with the protagonist and our hero is falsely imprisoned in his place.…