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  • Tokyo Drifter
  • Wild at Heart
  • Repo Man
  • Hard Ticket to Hawaii

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  • Fast-Walking

    ★★★½

  • The Mean Season

    ★★½

  • Rules of Engagement

  • Cloak & Dagger

    ★★½

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  • Fast-Walking

    Fast-Walking

    ★★★½

    The top tags for this on IMDB are, in order, "Female Frontal Nudity", "Sex Scene", "Male Nudity", "Male Frontal Nudity", and "Male Full Frontal Nudity" and boy you will never guess in a million years who they are talking about
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    (it's M Emmet Walsh)

  • The Mean Season

    The Mean Season

    ★★½

    Kurt Russel is mostly in dork mode throughout and i dunno why they keep implying that he's like woodward & bernstein rolled into one when every article he writes is like "Fourth Woman Found Murdered, Is There A Murderer On The Loose? Experts Baffled".

    I love Kurt to death but he only has like three modes: John Wayne impersonator, Elvis impersonator, and bumbling dipshit. Would've loved to see the Big Trouble version of this.

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  • Tiptoes

    Tiptoes

    ★★★★★

    Gary Oldman plays a little person.

    Matthew McConaughey is his twin brother.

    Their father is the dwarf from Twin Peaks.

    Peter Dinklage is a French motorcycle riding marxist misogynist.

    Patricia Arquette stole Gary Oldman's hair from True Romance.

    Kate Beckinsale stole Gary Oldman's hair from Dracula.

    David Alan Grier has sex with dwarf porn star Bridget Powers.

    Best movie ever.

  • The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas

    The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas

    ★★★

    SHOW BURT REYNOLDS' DICK SLING YOU COWARDS