Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Angel's Egg 1985

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 04 Jan 2022 1

  When the FAITH is SUS 😳‼️ There is an apostate AMONG US ‼️😂😂

Recent reviews

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  Seeds 1968

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 29 Nov 2023

  😘👌✨

  Almost completely overwhelming in a theater; if it weren't for the copious tit shots there'd be no room to breathe. Generational trauma is one thing but the truest horror is assigned seating at a holiday dinner.

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  The Man with Two Heads 1972

  Watched 29 Nov 2023

  If you're not already on board with Milligan's cheapo misanthrope theatre kid charm (which to me feels like a warm blanket) this won't be the one to convince you; though it's definitely got moments especially once ""Mr. Blood"" shows up and the whole thing gets a measurable degree nastier. Every man in this movie is such a 🚬 but especially Jekyll and his sad little assistant like are we sure there's not another reason he keeps brushing off his fiancée?

Popular reviews

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  Disney's FastPass: A Complicated History 2021

  Watched 02 Dec 2021

  Contains the most earth-shaking and possibly only theme park queue line metrics-based plot twist in video essay history.

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  Spawn 1997

  Watched 28 Nov 2023

  Stupid as hell, kind of exhausting, genuinely incredible?? Watching something this crude and artificial on 35mm felt perverse; thrilling.