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  • I Spit on Your Grave III: Vengeance is Mine

    I Spit on Your Grave III: Vengeance is Mine

    ★★★

    Still no motherfucking graves.
    And no spitting this time either.

    What is UP with this series???

    Oh, and more purple lips and yellow faces.

    I wish "Angela" and Marla had become murder buddies. I really want a murder buddy. Except instead of murdering, we'd play ping pong.

    Best dick dissection I've ever seen. In a movie, that is.

    Favorite quote:
    "Give a woman a fish, and she makes dinner for her piece of shit husband. Teach the woman to kill the piece of shit husband, and she never has to make dinner again."

  • I Spit on Your Grave 2

    I Spit on Your Grave 2

    ★★★

    Spitting? Check!
    Grave? ...

    Still no goddamn grave. What the hell??? All I'm gonna say is they better be building to an entire fucking cemetery in the third one.

    Another mood lifter, this time with a sprinkle of international Hostel vibes. Definitely interesting taking it out of the sticks and into the city. Gave it a kind of Death Wish feel. And that one torture scene was a real ball-buster.

    Given these movies are totally depraved and exploitative, they are…

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  • The Barkley Marathons: The Race That Eats Its Young

    The Barkley Marathons: The Race That Eats Its Young

    ★★★★★

    My inner monologue during the entire film:

    "Could I finish one lap? I could finish one lap. Could I? I bet I could finish one lap. Couldn't I?"

  • Spring Breakers

    Spring Breakers

    ★★★★½

    Wow, wow, wow! So much good stuff I want to say about this movie!

    While the characters and story are relatively weak and underdeveloped, to criticize those things is to miss the point of what this movie is. To me, it's more like a piece of visual music with all of the instruments playing against each other to create an effect -- but more of an electronic sample-filled track than an orchestral piece. It's the polyphony that has impact, not…