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  • Tricked



    This probably could have been a legit pantheon level Verhoeven if he hadn't gone with the gimmick of crowd-sourcing the script, but even with the awkward tonal shifts and general shallowness it's such a goddamn hoot. That last joke is a ~motherfucker~ let me tell you.

  • Sausage Party

    Sausage Party


    This tries oh so hard to be offensive but the only part that's actually offensive is that people are still making bath salts jokes in the year of our Lord two thousand and sixteen

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  • Clueless



    No one has ever looked as good on screen as Alicia Silverstone in Clueless.


    And that's real.

  • Mysterious Skin

    Mysterious Skin


    This movie is beautiful, captivating, fascinating, moving, powerful and an absolute masterpiece.

    And I will never watch it again.