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cwflad’s review published on Letterboxd:
This review may contain spoilers.
4 years after the dinosaurs were released into the wild, the world is learning to cope with them, but this movie isn't really interested in that. Instead, this movie is about a Bio company who engineer locusts to kill any crop not made by their company, sending the world into a food crisis that will starve millions. Meanwhile, the same bio company steals the Raptor blue's baby (named Beta) as well as clone girl from the last movie who Claire and Owen have been taking care of. While they go after their "daughter" and Blue's baby, the ORIGINAL Jurassic Park team reunited to try and uncover the plot behind the Locusts. They all meet up and have a wild time..... and none of it is interesting. This movie plods along from scene to scene with the obligatory action scenes, but none of it matters and i don't care about any of it. At nearly 30 minutes longer than any other film, it's not only boring, it's painfully boring, and it barely even has a "big baddie" Dino to fight at the end, so when they inevitably have that scene, it feels shoe horned in and unearned.... Sadly the World Franchise is going out with a whimper.