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  • Red Sparrow

    Red Sparrow

    ★★

    One star for Charlotte Rampling's whore school.
    One star for drunk Mary Louise Parker.

    That's all I got.

  • Paddington 2

    Paddington 2

    ★★★★½

    Paddington is the only good left in the world.

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  • Home Again

    Home Again

    ★★★★

    I love living in a world where Reese Witherspoon is a beautiful daughter of a 70s film director who lets three millennials into her home only to use them for Pinterest parties and day care.

  • Girls Trip

    Girls Trip

    ★★★★★

    Tiffany Haddish's monologues should be taught in acting classes from now until the end of time.
    Can we please use the grapefruit scene as her Oscar clip?