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  • Red Sparrow

    Red Sparrow


    One star for Charlotte Rampling's whore school.
    One star for drunk Mary Louise Parker.

    That's all I got.

  • Paddington 2

    Paddington 2


    Paddington is the only good left in the world.

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  • Home Again

    Home Again


    I love living in a world where Reese Witherspoon is a beautiful daughter of a 70s film director who lets three millennials into her home only to use them for Pinterest parties and day care.

  • Girls Trip

    Girls Trip


    Tiffany Haddish's monologues should be taught in acting classes from now until the end of time.
    Can we please use the grapefruit scene as her Oscar clip?