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  • La La Land

    La La Land

    ★★½

    this seems like something all the old people at the academy would enjoy lmao

  • Brokeback Mountain

    Brokeback Mountain

    ★★★★½

    i love me some gay cowboys....

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  • Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan

    Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan

    Took a dab hit so big in the middle of watching this that I threw up. I didn’t make it to the toilet so I threw up in my sink until it was eventually clogged with puke and it grossed me out so much I puked even more. After cleaning everything I resumed watching, this time with some ice cream to help deal with my traumatic puking episode. Anyway, it made sense for me to throw up during this.

  • The Lighthouse

    The Lighthouse

    ★★★★

    some of the most beautiful images I’ve seen... alongside willem dafoe’s farts 💯