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  • Fourteen



    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    "There's a million things that could be reasons, but they're not. They're not. They're..or they all are, which is the same thing."

    I ended this telling myself through tears "it can't be defined by its ending, and I know it already is." Anyone of us who's lived life as a frequent disaster - coping with mental illness, addiction, anxiety - is wary of the phrase... I don't want to say it because it gives something away, but it's something that…

  • Underworld: Evolution

    Underworld: Evolution


    Selene is such a complete idiot, you can't really blame her for having killed hundreds of innocent people before. Bill Nighy was probs like "this village killed your family. Oh, this village was in on it too. Oh, actually, it was the whole country." There are plenty of John Gs out there.

    I also love how they totally throw out the term "hybrid" as a blanket term for kooky creature mayhem. "He's a hybrid, ain't he?" A hybrid of what?…

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    Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind


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