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  • The Holy Mountain

    The Holy Mountain


    the entire time I watched this I couldn’t help but imagine the inner monologue of a stoned 16 yr old boy who maybe just dipped his toes into western philosophy and is having stunning revelations about the symbolic importance of boobs and butts.

  • Beau Travail

    Beau Travail


    masculinity is a pointless, pitiful exercise, performed in the desert without discernible end or purpose.

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  • What's Up, Doc?

    What's Up, Doc?


    "You see this yellow pill?"
    "Yes, sir."
    "You know what it's for?"
    "What, Judge?"
    "To remind me to take this blue pill!"
    "What's the blue one for, Judge?"
    "I don't know. They're afraid to tell me.

  • Josie and the Pussycats

    Josie and the Pussycats


    my childhood obsession with this film really helps explain my adult obsession with parker posey. it's almost like she's been there, subliminal and hot, my entire life.

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  • Happy-Go-Lucky



    hey everyone, female happiness is inherently threatening to men!

  • Nathan for You: Finding Frances

    Nathan for You: Finding Frances


    “maybe she couldn’t figure out me.”
    “can you figure out you?”
    *dramatic music*

    one part touching documentary on the escort industry 

    one part teaching an old man whose channel of choice is Fox News not to be an egotistical misogynist 

    one part reflection on the subjectivity of time and the fallibility of memory

    one part me wondering if Nathan Fielder is okay