Josh Ray

⭐️ = Bad
⭐️⭐️⭐️ = Good/Enjoyable
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ = Perfect

Favorite films

  • American Psycho
  • Trainspotting
  • Stop Making Sense

Recent activity

  • Halloween Kills


  • Halloween


  • Woodstock 99: Peace, Love, and Rage


  • The Many Saints of Newark


Recent reviews

  • Halloween Kills

    Halloween Kills


    Maybe we were the real monsters all along, and not Michael Myers. Smh my damn head, really makes you think.

    Once again, this trilogy is plagued with plenty of “why” and “how” moments, but I suppose that doesn’t matter as long as you get your money from people who cough and sneeze with their mouth open in between sips of Coca-Cola. Also, the forced “Evil Dies” tagline was so cringe that I can’t believe it made it out of the pre-production stage. 

    Some fun in little spurts, but overall it was just a dumb slasher.

    Absolute meh.

  • Halloween



    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Laurie Strode spends 40 years of preparing for fuck all. She has spent the last 40 years of training to almost get taken out by a door. She has spent the last 40 years of fantasizing just to clear her home with a long barreled lever-action rifle, rather than something that is short and easy to turn corners with like a sawed-off shotgun. Why did they spend the entire movie portraying Laurie as a prepared badass just to have her…

Popular reviews

  • Sweet Potato Pie

    Sweet Potato Pie


    Some quotes from this masterpiece:

    - “If ya can’t buy me Gucci, ya can’t have this coochie.”
    -“Is this Mira?” “Mira who?” “MY RIGHT NUT IN YA MOUTH!”
    - “You’re forgetting about Malone.” “Malone? Who’s Malone?” “MA LONG DICK BOY OHHH!”
    - “Girl, we wanna roll you up like a joint, hit it, and pass it around.”

    This movie was fucking awful.

  • Tiger King: Murder, Mayhem and Madness

    Tiger King: Murder, Mayhem and Madness


    Are we sure this wasn’t actually filmed in Lake Station, Indiana?