Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Dumb Money 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 27 Sep 2023 8

  I hate living in the universe where millionaire elites are making movies about raging against millionaire elites

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  Blue Beetle 2023

  ★★½ Watched 18 Aug 2023 11

  The best CW episode I’ve ever seen

Popular reviews

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  John Wick: Chapter 4 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 23 Mar 2023 93

  I can’t wait to finally lose my virginity so I can say that this was better than sex

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  Avatar: The Way of Water 2022

  ★★★½ Watched 15 Dec 2022 76

  I actually have a very close friend who worked intimately with the editing team behind Avatar: The Way of Water, and lemme tell you the absolute nightmare it was to get James Cameron to cut ANYTHING from this film:

  The first day of the official editing process, the editing team showed up to the editing bay at 5:30 AM sharp (when Cameron told them to arrive). For 7 straight hours, they were left waiting at a locked door for Cameron…