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  • Shithouse
  • Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse
  • The Worst Person in the World
  • Kajillionaire

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Recent reviews

  • Dumb Money

    Dumb Money


    I hate living in the universe where millionaire elites are making movies about raging against millionaire elites

  • Blue Beetle

    Blue Beetle


    The best CW episode I’ve ever seen

Popular reviews

  • John Wick: Chapter 4

    John Wick: Chapter 4


    I can’t wait to finally lose my virginity so I can say that this was better than sex

  • Avatar: The Way of Water

    Avatar: The Way of Water


    I actually have a very close friend who worked intimately with the editing team behind Avatar: The Way of Water, and lemme tell you the absolute nightmare it was to get James Cameron to cut ANYTHING from this film:

    The first day of the official editing process, the editing team showed up to the editing bay at 5:30 AM sharp (when Cameron told them to arrive). For 7 straight hours, they were left waiting at a locked door for Cameron…