Favorite films

  • Wet Hot American Summer
  • Jaws
  • National Lampoon's Vacation
  • The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

Recent activity

All
  • Universal Soldier

    ★★

  • Bog

    ★★

  • Prime Target

    ★★★★½

  • The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies!!?

    ★★★

Pinned reviews

More
  • Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers

    Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers

    ★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    What a shit show. Last movie had its bumps but was still solid. This, however, with a lot of the returning cast as just garb. Hot on the heels of Michael ESCAPING THE SEARCH PARTY 30 minutes after being shot down into a sinkhole he winds up at an old hermit's hut 300 feet from where he was finished in Halloween 4. Dude takes care of him for a YEAR until the all hallow's forces decided Michael needed to wake…

Recent reviews

More
  • Universal Soldier

    Universal Soldier

    ★★

    I'm going to be frank with you and tell you that each viewing of this gets subsequently worse. My nostalgia for most things is stronger than oak, but UniSol isn't necessarily living rent-free in my head any longer...

    The flick seems like 2 movies smashed together and only certain parts of each genre bleed through. On one hand you have brutal moments of sci-fi action (total recall-esque?) filled with blood squibs and dead innocents. The other hand is this weird…

  • Bog

    Bog

    ★★

    Ouch I didn't log this yet? Let's reminisce back to Christmas week when I had no money, family staying with us in the house, and an appletv I needed to give lessons on using twice a day. I watched Bog, too. What a SCENE.

    Listen to me talk about it on Bat & Spider along with Chuck. batandspider.com!

    anchor.fm/batandspider/episodes/137-BOG-e1sr6e4/a-a93uinm

Popular reviews

More
  • Halloween Ends

    Halloween Ends

    ★★★★

    I keep typing and deleting anything I put in this box. Decisions were made that will rip this place apart and by Monday morning none of this will look the same, none of us may be the same.

    I was a tense ball of anxiety for the first hour because I still didn't know the direction this movie was steering the ENTIRE franchise for its supposed FINAL conclusion.

    There was a massive chance taken, and while I still question the…

  • Top Gun: Maverick

    Top Gun: Maverick

    ★★★★★

    A legit 5 star full of fan service. I’m glad this was pushed back 2 years after being completed for the right time. I can’t even comprehend or describe the payoff. So many watery eye moments just because there were “words on the screen.”

    How about that fucking P51 Mustang? How about having learned that it was Tom’s PERSONAL P51 Mustang??

    I’ll have more to say on my Tom Cruise retrospective podcast Interview with the Podcast Vampire. Subscribe to that so you’re ready. Hopefully I will be.