This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
What a shit show. Last movie had its bumps but was still solid. This, however, with a lot of the returning cast as just garb. Hot on the heels of Michael ESCAPING THE SEARCH PARTY 30 minutes after being shot down into a sinkhole he winds up at an old hermit's hut 300 feet from where he was finished in Halloween 4. Dude takes care of him for a YEAR until the all hallow's forces decided Michael needed to wake…