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It's not like the movies, they fed us on little white lies.
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Watched 06 Dec 2023
Absolutely love this creative team's commitment to making something that's barely even a movie.
Garbage day, indeed.
Another psychotic Christmas movie entry. Premised on two ideas:
1. All children become hypnotised to the point of being insensate when they’re near Santa.
2. No one can see or hear anything more than three feet from their person.
★★★½ Watched 02 Sep 2017
Average American: "I'm deeply afraid of Sharia Law coming to America."
Me: "uh huh huh huh ho uhm uh..."
½ Rewatched 17 Oct 2017
I can't believe how much I hate this. This is what happens when you encourage me-too Nolan neckbeard fanboys. Fathers come get your damn sons.