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Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2 1987
Absolutely love this creative team's commitment to making something that's barely even a movie.
Garbage day, indeed.
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Silent Night, Deadly Night 1984
Another psychotic Christmas movie entry. Premised on two ideas:
1. All children become hypnotised to the point of being insensate when they’re near Santa.
2. No one can see or hear anything more than three feet from their person.
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Prophet's Prey 2015
Average American: "I'm deeply afraid of Sharia Law coming to America."
Me: "uh huh huh huh ho uhm uh..."
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Ex Machina 2015
I can't believe how much I hate this. This is what happens when you encourage me-too Nolan neckbeard fanboys. Fathers come get your damn sons.
