What can I say in defense of "Hudson Hawk"? Can I justify the affection I've always had for this dubious film? Probably not, but every time I watch this thing it puts a big, goofy smile on my face and I cannot pretend otherwise.
"Hudson Hawk" is a notorious box office bomb. It was released into theaters like a wet fart in the summer of 1991 and just kind of evaporated before slinking out and onto the shelves of video…