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My Five Star Films

298 films

An ongoing list of films that I have rated the highest. There are other movies that probably deserve such a…

  • Lethal Weapon 2
  • Pinocchio
  • Up
  • Toy Story 3
  • Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time

The Nauertz Collection: A.K.A. Films I Own on Blu-Ray

1,704 films

An ongoing collection of important and influential films that have shaped the world of cinema...or a bunch of movies that…

  • The Care Bears Movie
  • Rustlers' Rhapsody
  • Summer Rental
  • Who Framed Roger Rabbit
  • Honey, I Shrunk the Kids

Movies I've seen in the Theater

585 films

Self-explanatory, really. Drive-in movies are included.

  • Mad Max 2
  • Gremlins 2: The New Batch
  • After the Thin Man
  • Young Guns II
  • The Conjuring 2

Sequels that Surpass the Originals

29 films

"Empire Strikes Back" and "Godfather 2" are great and all, but neither of them quite outdoes the movies that came…

  • Bad Boys II
  • The Rock
  • 6 Underground
  • Transformers: Dark of the Moon
  • The Island


12 films

Michael Bay, ranked from best to worst. Unseen by me: "13 Hours", "AmbuLAnce" and "Pain and Gain" (though I hope…

  • Pig
  • Judas and the Black Messiah
  • Spider-Man: No Way Home
  • The Last Duel
  • The Mitchells vs. The Machines


66 films

  • Dune
  • West Side Story
  • CODA
  • Drive My Car
  • The Power of the Dog
  • Up
  • WALL·E
  • Inside Out
  • Ratatouille
  • Toy Story

Pixar Best to Worst

23 films

Everyone else is doing it, so I thought I'd try to collect my thoughts on all of the Pixar films…

  • Head
  • Darktown Strutters
  • Three Colors: Blue
  • The Lighthouse
  • Eureka

I Don't Know What to Rate This

19 films

Doesn't mean I liked it, definitely doesn't mean I hated it, just means I didn't know what star rating to…

  • Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2
  • Spider-Man: No Way Home
  • Iron Man
  • Thor
  • The Avengers

Fuck it, I'ma rank the MCU

26 films

Cuz, fuck it, that's why. There are many like it but this one is mine. Honestly, there are a bunch…

  • Snake in the Eagle's Shadow
  • Drunken Master
  • Rush Hour
  • Rush Hour 2
  • Rumble in the Bronx


13 films

This January I have decided to watch a lot of Jackie Chan movies, simply because I thought of the name…