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Recent reviews

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  The Thing 1982

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 01 Dec 2023

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  Went to the New Bev’s The Thing/The Blob double feature tonight with a friend who had seen neither before and I’ve truly never felt better than watching them jolt out of their seat when Norris’ chest cavity splits open.

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  Godzilla Minus One 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 01 Dec 2023 1

  Extreme George Costanza voice: God(zilla) will kill me before letting me be successful.

Popular reviews

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  Digimon: The Movie 2000

  ★★ Watched 17 Mar 2020 1

  There’s a scene in this movie where a Digimon takes a visible shit on the floor right before Funk Soul Brother by Fatboy Slim starts blasting out of nowhere.

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  Losin' It 1982

  ★ Watched 11 Dec 2020

  There aren’t prison sentences long enough for the characters in this film.

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