Mike Pro

I make so many lists.

Favorite films

  • Jaws
  • Heat
  • Little Women
  • Gremlins 2: The New Batch

Recent activity

  • The Blob


  • The Thing


  • Godzilla Minus One


  • The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes


Recent reviews

  • The Thing

    The Thing


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Went to the New Bev’s The Thing/The Blob double feature tonight with a friend who had seen neither before and I’ve truly never felt better than watching them jolt out of their seat when Norris’ chest cavity splits open.

  • Godzilla Minus One

    Godzilla Minus One


    Extreme George Costanza voice: God(zilla) will kill me before letting me be successful.

Popular reviews

  • Digimon: The Movie

    Digimon: The Movie


    There’s a scene in this movie where a Digimon takes a visible shit on the floor right before Funk Soul Brother by Fatboy Slim starts blasting out of nowhere.

  • Losin' It

    Losin' It

    There aren’t prison sentences long enough for the characters in this film.