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  • The Cement Garden
  • Beyond the Valley of the Dolls
  • This Is Martin Bonner
  • Something, Anything

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  • Horror Hospital

    ★★

  • Incantation

    ★★★★

  • The Forbidden Door

    ★★★★

  • Braid

    ★★★★

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  • Horror Hospital

    Horror Hospital

    ★★

    some redeeming qualities (bit of gore, cute girl, smattering of nudity) can't save this very dull british horror that is really barely horror at all.

  • Incantation

    Incantation

    ★★★★

    i love ff films. even when they're bad, i love them.

    this is definitely one of the best of the last few years, & perhaps one of the better ones overall imo. the last third of this has some of the best staged stuff i've seen in ages. since rec maybe. creepy hallways that are genuinely unsettling. jump scares that really give you a proper, well timed shock. great.

    what i think keeps it from being truly top tier is a…

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  • Nope

    Nope

    ★★

    if i ever meet peele we'll be able to bond over knot's landing & the jesus lizard apparently.

    is it me or is this a very, very messy, cluttered & unsatisfying watch?

    it's just me cuz when i glance at ratings here i see a parade of 4s + 5s.

    ok. i can be wrong. i make mistakes all the time.

    but this seemed really uneven & awkward. to me, it's 3 or 4 solid scenes that really needed some proper connective tissue…

  • The Most Wonderful Time of the Year

    The Most Wonderful Time of the Year

    ★★★★

    this is the best christmas movie i've ever seen where the male lead beats a man unconscious with a garbage can.